The other evening, Dh was soaking his bum knee in the jets of the hot tub. Our hot tub overlooks the coop and run. When My Grandma called and asked what we were up to I was able to answer her with...
"Hubby is outside in the hot tub ogling some chicks"
The line went quiet for a few seconds.
"Hubby is outside in the hot tub ogling some chicks"

