Taylorbrood
Songster
I am so dying of laughter, that is hystrialI once had a woman flag me down one day to introduce herself (she'd just moved in) & apologize in advance if her predatory cat killed one of my chickens...because she let's it roam & these things might happen.
Imagine her surprise when I told her that if I saw her predatory cat near my chickens that she could expect to not see it again, because those things happen when a predator screws with my girls.
She actually stammered. (Dumba $$, what did she THINK I was going to say? Sure thing, have at 'em?) Guess who keeps tabs on her stupid cat? Yeah, welcome to the 'neighborhood'.
My husband attempted to tell me that I shouldn't say things like that, especially to new people. "1) You say stupid things, you roll the dice.
2) Sometimes things just pop out &
3) She's lucky that's all I said."
Yeah, don't mess with Chicken Mom's babies!!! Making me accountable for someone else's irresponsible pet ownership isn't in my play book.