Help! Need Halloween riddles/jokes asap

[Marcymom3]

Normally I am not a procrastinator, but this fell through the cracks.

I am going to the Halloween Parade at my grandchildrens' school. They and their friends think I have a riddle for every occasion. They heard my best ones last year, and I fooled around too much on BYC and didn't look up any new ones.

Please???? Thanks!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!

Yeah, the boys find that rolling on the floor hilarious.

 

[WingingIt]

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!


Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.


Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Everyone was a goblin!

 

[WingingIt]

CA and I obviously have the same line of thinking!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I have 10 kids at home, 7 of whom are male, 5 of whom are school age. I have way too many stupid jokes.

 

[Marcymom3]

Awesome! Keep 'em coming!

10 kids! wow! Hubs is one of 10 and he said they had a ball when they were kids.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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The oldest is in college now, then 17 y/o foster son who is DS18 best friend ever, and he moved with us, then the rest of ours range from 14 to almost 2 month old twins.

It's fun. Insane, a riot, mayhem and chaos, but fun none the less.

 

[Marcymom3]

Well, God bless you! I think that is terrific, and I bet you are a wonderful mom! We stopped at three, and to be honest I wish I'd had three more. Big families are the best kind!