Help with my drake……..

[CrazyChicken Lady]

I'm pretty sure if you talk about size, that the size varies depending on season, corkscrew shape, counter corkscrew shape of female, her dead ends, stings of developing eggs you will be abandoned by the adults and teenagers. Mind you, the 8 to 12 year old's will be totally engrossed.

This is the reason I think they should add “” as a reaction button.

 

[thumper650]

When I really want to spice up a conversation, I start describing the mating behaviors of my Muscovy ducks. For some reason, people wander away.

Yeah I had a drake with a prolapsed penis. I was rubbing coconut oil on it, to no avail. He needed surgery (ouch)

My brother loves bringing up in conversation how I had to diddle my duck! Brothers are like that.