Hens/roos with the funniest or funest names

[thecatumbrella]

My Hornet. Came out of her shipping box attached to my finger like a dog on a steak. Her chick patterning was reminiscent of a yellow jacket. Name evolved from there.

 

[Artscape68]

Hennifer Lopez- she is musical
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She can join my Jagger (Mick Jagger). He's a bit of a hooligan though. LOL

 

[TroutFinn]

This is Number Six being the last one in, as usual. I didn't name my hens since I didn't want to get too attached. When people asked, I'd jokingly say "Sure, I named 'em 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6." Well, this is definitely Number Six. Even by chicken standards, she's a few cards short of a full deck. When they were tiny chicks, I'm pretty sure she was the one that was always sitting underneath the waterer!

 

[Sally PB]

This was Darl, my BO rooster. The ladies were Darl's chickens.

Thanks to Monty Python for the idea in their Bookshop sketch.

 

[kattabelly]

This is Mr Fancy-Pants, on account of his fancy polkadot pantaloons

This one started out as Grumpy Chick, then the wind changed direction and it stuck

Fatty McNugget went to freezer camp last year. Don't think I have a recent photo of him but next in line for an invitation to dinner is a young cockerel who currently goes by Dead Boy Walking, when I'm not calling him names I'm not allowed to write on BYC.

 

[kattabelly]

Edgar Allan Poo was one of the semi-feral Muscovies that stayed on the same farm as me for a while. None of the other ducks liked him very much and he often used to hang around by himself in the garden close to the house.

One of the other drakes was almost identical, so I named him Edgar Allan Too.

The biggest drake was either called Charles Duckens or Big Daddy, depending on who you asked.