hilarious "city person visits the farm" story

[countrygirl345]

So my friend susan was at the fair a few years ago and a new lady comes up and claims to be a judge. They are around the caged chickens.
susan: hello, ma'am
lady: excuse me, why is there an EGG in that cage?!?
susan: because... thats a chicken
Lady: what does that have to do with anything?
susan: well, I see you dont have much experience with chickens.
lady: who put it there?
susan: well, where do eggs come from, ma'am?
lady: the STORE!!

her judging days didnt last long.

 

[Stiggy]

hahaha that's brilliant! clearly they didn't know a thing about poultry...
We had a hen who would get out or her coup( she was a flighty thing) and she had taken a liking to laying in the pot plant by the front door. everyday she would be there to lay her egg. she would sit very still and look like an ornament. one day we had a very city lady in a suit come round and comment on how nice the ornament was before trying to touch it to see how we had got the feather details correct. as she touched it the bird it flew up in fright and attacked her.... she got such a fright, then she walked away muttering about how life like that was... city people

 

[countrygirl345]

hahaha that's brilliant! clearly they didn't know a thing about poultry...

We had a hen who would get out or her coup( she was a flighty thing) and she had taken a liking to laying in the pot plant by the front door. everyday she would be there to lay her egg. she would sit very still and look like an ornament. one day we had a very city lady in a suit come round and comment on how nice the ornament was before trying to touch it to see how we had got the feather details correct. as she touched it the bird it flew up in fright and attacked her.... she got such a fright, then she walked away muttering about how life like that was... city people

thats hilarious!
a chicken ornament would be cool, though.

 

[bucky52]

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Good one!

 

[countrygirl345]

Any other stories, we would love to hear them.

 

[countrygirl345]

I just remembered, once at a quiz bowl meet, the opposing team was asked "if a farmer has leghorns, brahmas, and silkies, what is he raising?"
their answer: soybeans.
City kids.