HILARIOUS song lyrics!

[luvinmychickens]

Post the FUNNIEST of the FUNNIEST song lyrics here! Some of us may get a gooooooooooooood laugh! xD

Just include the song name and the funny lyrics!

 

[luvinmychickens]

So.. This one is funny and gross at the same time....

Sexy and I know it - Wearing a speedo, tanning my cheeks.

 

[TheJuan-n-Only]

Quote:

...I have that song stuck in my head right now and I was going to post a line from it!!!

 

[OwlLover]

There's pigeons down on market square
She's standing in her underwear
Looking down from a hotel room
and that fall will be coming soon



Her Daddy said he ain't worth a lick
When it came to brains you got the short end of the stick

 

[luvinmychickens]

Quote:

...I have that song stuck in my head right now and I was going to post a line from it!!!

Go ahead.

As long it't not the same lyrics that were already posted.

 

[luvinmychickens]

 

[ChickenPeep]

The Birdy Bra advertisement has song lyrics!
http://www.hensaver.com/Crop-Bra.html
Here are the lyrics. Pretty weird!

♫ ♫ I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the birdwalk...



Yeah on the birdwalk, on the birdwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the birdwalk...



I'm too sexy for my bra, too sexy for my bra

Too sexy by far.



And I'm too sexy for my crop,

Too sexy for my crop, you think I should stop? ♫ ♥



Yes, you definitely should stop!

 

[aoxa]

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[TheJuan-n-Only]

"This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control..."

 

[equinehugger3]

Quote:
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!