Holiday fun! -- What if your chickens could talk?

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Noble Rooster, Dec 24, 2009.

  1. Noble Rooster

    Noble Rooster Chillin' With My Peeps

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    So there's a folktale from somewhere (I forget where) that says that animals can speak at midnight on Christmas Eve because they were some of the beings originally present when Jesus was born. If you went out to the coop at midnight tonight,

    1) What would your chickens say to you?
    2) In what kind of accent would your chickens speak? [​IMG]

    I'll start!

    1) Where is our oatmeal?
    2) Hard to say. I think BBC-style British.
     
  2. randomchick

    randomchick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    1)I'm Sleeping! Leave me alone before I poop on you.
    2)German, they would speak heavy german.
     
  3. LeBlackbird

    LeBlackbird Chillin' With My Peeps

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    1) You bring treats???

    2) Depends on where it came from [​IMG]
     
  4. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    1. Do NOT touch my hens, you creepy mailman!!
    2. I dunno what accent he would have.....
     
  5. jeremy

    jeremy CA Royal Blues

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    1.) 'scuse me sir, would you happen to have any mo' cabbage?
    2.) Deep south, possibly with a touch of Creole.

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Miss Sebright

    Miss Sebright Little Hen.....Big Attitude!

    Apr 3, 2009
    In a nutshell
    1.) Bon'ure madaem, why are youse awake at zis ungodly hour?
    2.) French accent
     
  7. lex381

    lex381 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    1) O O O do you have any treats? You gonna let us out? Huh? Huh?
    2) i dunno.....probably west coast america like CA
     
  8. Chickie'sMoma

    Chickie'sMoma Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 21, 2009
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    Quote:in the case of last night when i got home about 10:30pm and checked my girls and roo:
    the girls:
    1) woooaaa, who turned on the lights! hey i was listening to that x-mas song on the radio! turn it back on!
    2) maybe some California Valley girl

    my boy:
    1) you again? crap, time to go to my sound proofed crate for the night. [​IMG] wait! she didn't close the door! yippiee! i can chase the girls and crow early tomorrow [​IMG]
    2) young teenager
     
  9. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Chickens: Look, you wanna sleep with us or what??
    Accent: TexMex

    Me: You guys ok?
    Accent: Baby talk
     
  10. Sir Birdaholic

    Sir Birdaholic Night Knight

    "Whut the heck is yur prob-Bob?
    Spoken in Redneckese
     

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