How Cold Is It?.. It's So Cold..

[sourland]

It's so cold that at 10:13 I still haven't done my outside chores.

OK, OK I'm going right now.

 

[maple]

I heard it just takes a big gulp of diet mountain dew to sweet talk my weather guy....he's talkin 40* by sunday when just yesterday it was -20* below.

 

[maple]

Quote:
"Hold it rightcher....is you from the bank? Pa told me to shoot anyone's from the bank....I nicked the census man."


(one of my fav. movie quotes)

 

[maple]

It ain't no 10 am it's 9 am silly sour.

 

[Moabite]

Go out and do chores? What? You don't have kids?

 

[sourland]

Got kids. They grew up, moved away and got kids of their own. It's just me doin' the chores.

Maple, you need another cup of coffee.

 

[maple]

You sir sour are mistaken...my heart dr. said no caffiene. But I may have one every now and then but sometimes I regret it after.

I just took 2 pain pills a bit ago and taint workin....that's when I may do coffee when the drowsy takes effect on certain meds.


If the snow wasn't up to my knees it'd be easier to send the kids out to do the chores...seein as they're littler than me and I ain't big none either...bout 5'2 and my 9 year old is catchin up.

 

[Moabite]

Predicted high of +38 today here, guess I'd dig out the flip-flops and start preparing the yard to be prepared for being prepared.

Got kids. They grew up, moved away and got kids of their own. It's just me doin' the chores.

It's usually more work to get my kids started then it is to just do it myself anyway, so I guess I better get started. Maybe I'll get done early enough to go sun myself by watering trough and sip some iced tea. Now, where did I put that sun screen?​

 

[maple]

I think you left it in the hog house to protect their delicate pink skin.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Suck it up Wizard, I had to go feed & break ice at -1below this morn.

Brrrrrrr.......it WAS COLD!

It was so cold, I had to kick a hole in the air just to get outside!