How do I get my male coturnix quail to stop crowing in the morning!?

Now available exclusively from Fossil Peak Gamebirds...the Quailomatic Silencerator 5000...

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...commission check's in the mail Jailer...
 
Well... if there's no way to make it shut up, then when will he shut up naturally with no female quail around?
 
Oh crap, I thought it was funny when I saw it in my minds eye, there are tears on my keyboard....

Tears of happiness, because I've always dreamed since I was a tiny asian girl, I desperately wanted to be involved with anything with silencerator in its name...
 
On the flip side of the Silencerator, rekon we can market it to the spots world as a blend of tennis and badminton?

Badennis or tenminton anyone?
 

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