That is just so totallytrue!! How does it happen to us though? Its as though we lose all sense of self control!!

I'm intreagued, what happened?
That is some huge chicken maths problem!!, to start with 5 and end up with 150~200!!
Ah yes it is a problem
Lol chickens are chickens idk what else to say. I mean you can't just raise one or two. Then you figure well some will die some will be male etc.
One thing we've learned over the years(gosh I think we're on 4 years now or is it three? Oh goodness I think it's 4....) Chickens find amazing ways to kill themselves such as missing a jump and getting their heads caught between two boards and breaking their necks. Flipping a feed or water pan on themselves and then laying their helpless until they suffocated(thankfully if caught in time this isn't permanent). Jumping around in a brooder and breaking a sibling's neck. Mind you all of the above listed things have all happened to us but not all at once and not all in the same year. And most of them have been freak things that never happened again. Some birds are just dumb and others just made a really bad choice.
The red ranger bird got it's head stuck in a feeder and broke it's neck overnight. I found it in the morning in rigor stuck it the feeder. When I first saw it I thought it was alive still until I touched it. It was pretty awful. Apparently the bird was greedy and turned it's head just so got stuck and panicked.
Most of our birds make it through just fine to adulthood we're actually probably over 150 right now and may not have broken 200 this year but it was super close. Predators are our biggest problems by far. Fox, mink, rats, raccoons, possums, skunk, hawks. We've lost birds to all of them. Most in our area we are within our rights to shoot if they get a taste for chicken. Hawks are of course protected.
We have also lost birds to coccidiosis although we generally catch it in time and a year ago this last spring our flock was diagnosed with Marek's disease. We have a very healthy flock and lose maybe 4-8 juvenile birds a year to it and are breeding for resistance. Likely brought in by migrating birds there's no way I'll ever know how it got here though. There are no other people for miles around us that have poultry so we chose to keep them. We lost fewer birds to Marek's this year than last year. With 200 birds give or take obviously very few of our birds contract it. We also keep a closed flock no living birds leave the property once they go outside and have been exposed to the flock. It does mean some hard decisions have to be made but it's the best outcome possible I think.
It's not easy being a chicken keeper sometimes. I love my birds but I have days that make me feel like well crud, "Why do I keep these fragile creatures?" A couple weeks ago we had 7 birds die or go missing it two days. A group of juveniles came down with cocci- although they had already been given preventative doses twice- I believe it was because of the wet weather we had several weeks ago in our area. Now our strain of coccidia here is extremely fast killing. Our first ever experience with it our first year with chickens we went from first lethargy and fluffed feather look to two birds dead inside an hour. No joke. By the time we realized there was a problem the second bird was dead. I diagnosed without bloody stool, ran to the store for corid and three hours later the third chick of six died in my arms it pooped blood just before death, confirming cocci. We were able to save the other three. That was a very hard hard lesson.
Because of that all birds are treated after controlled exposure 1-2 times before they ever go free range. Note that group was still in a brooder but had touched 1 square foot of ground for 5 minutes while I cleaned the brooder. I did not know we had coccidia in our soil yet as we'd raised 30 chicks without a problem.
Unfortunationally this group of juveniles came down with it anyway despite two pretreatments. One bird was dead in the morning, treatment had started the night before when one was fluffed up. A second one went down and passed away 4 hours later. The next morning a third one was dead, the last one that had looked real poorly. The original one that came down with it we did manage to save. All the other 20 or so recovered and some never showed symptoms at all. 3 birds went missing the same night. A fourth bird was found in the coop eaten to a skeleton (it was found in the morning but all that was sticking out of underneath our roll out nest box setup was a leg and my arms weren't long enough to reach her) I thought the eaten bird was from rats(she was in a bad way and never layed her whole life and wasn't doing well she was set to be mercy culled the day I found her body unfortunately something got her first). DH2B got home and went to help me grab the bird's body and look for the three missing birds when he moved the nest boxes there was something under there! A skunk! Our first problem with a skunk with our chickens! Ick ick ick!
The skunk didn't want to come out and we thankfully were able to shoot it in the coop without it spraying.
Once a predator finds your chicken buffet they generally always come back.
Apparently the three birds that were missing that night were likely scared by the skunk and chose not to go in.
One showed up perfectly healthy in the morning and one was found dead and partially eaten in the morning. Probably an owl or hawk.
The third one, one of my little pet OEGB hens hasn't been found and neither has any signs of her. The thing is OEGB are very predator savvy and fast and they can fly quite well. I never thought they would be grabbed.
Really we would like to have our flock between 75-85 on a yearly basis for winter but we'll see. It's hard.