How many did you do today?

[Painted Calls]

At least! Bird chores is a lot of standing up then squatting down and bending over.
And I'm not a slow moving person. I actually get my heart rate up when I go out to work. I'm like a crazy person out there getting done as fast as possible so I can sit and enjoy watching them for a while.
Dragging the hose across to the other property and then back is quite the workout too.

I'm the same way. I rarely do things the easy way. I must have gone back and forth across the yard to the spigot 1,000 times. Good thing I don't have close neighbors. They'd think my brain is malfunctioning.

 

[R2elk]

Bird chores is a lot of standing up then squatting down

Not for me. There is no squatting involved at all.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Not for me. There is no squatting involved at all.

Well.... You have higher class poultry I guess.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I'm the same way. I rarely do things the easy way. I must have gone back and forth across the yard to the spigot 1,000 times. Good thing I don't have close neighbors. They'd think my brain is malfunctioning.

I am forever having to walk all the way back to the spicket because I forgot to turn it on.
I know my neighbors think I'm a quack. That's fine by me. Keeps them on their side of the fence.

 

[ShrekDawg]

At least! Bird chores is a lot of standing up then squatting down and bending over.
And I'm not a slow moving person. I actually get my heart rate up when I go out to work. I'm like a crazy person out there getting done as fast as possible so I can sit and enjoy watching them for a while.
Dragging the hose across to the other property and then back is quite the workout too.

I’m the opposite!! Cleaning the coop sometimes takes hours

 

[ShrekDawg]

I'm the same way. I rarely do things the easy way. I must have gone back and forth across the yard to the spigot 1,000 times. Good thing I don't have close neighbors. They'd think my brain is malfunctioning.

I’m constantly forgetting things or whatever lol run back inside or to the front to get this or that then come back out then oh wait I also need this

 

[Painted Calls]

I am forever having to walk all the way back to the spicket because I forgot to turn it on.
I know my neighbors think I'm a quack. That's fine by me. Keeps them on their side of the fence.

Before I got rid of Satan's rooster, I used to cuss and threaten him often. His name was Greg. I used to threaten (empty threats obviously but he didn't know that) that I was going to kill him and eat him.... Closest neighbor probably thought I was a psycho and was threatening my husband.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Before I got rid of Satan's rooster, I used to cuss and threaten him often. His name was Greg. I used to threaten (empty threats obviously but he didn't know that) that I was going to kill him and eat him.... Closest neighbor probably thought I was a psycho and was threatening my husband.

I’m sure mine think I’m crazy because I’m constantly talking to my chickens LOL my dad is too though and he has weird nicknames for them too

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Before I got rid of Satan's rooster, I used to cuss and threaten him often. His name was Greg. I used to threaten (empty threats obviously but he didn't know that) that I was going to kill him and eat him.... Closest neighbor probably thought I was a psycho and was threatening my husband.

Oh I'm worse than that. My dogs name rhymes with my husband's name. Lol.
Didn't really think about that small fact till later.
Imagine the neighbors thinking I'm screaming at my dh....
"Get your blankety blank blanking arse back here!
"No! GET OFF OF ME!"
"Stop that! Do you want to go to bed!?" Rofl.

 

[Painted Calls]

Oh I'm worse than that. My dogs name rhymes with my husband's name. Lol.
Didn't really think about that small fact till later.
Imagine the neighbors thinking I'm screaming at my dh....
"Get your blankety blank blanking arse back here!
"No! GET OFF OF ME!"
"Stop that! Do you want to go to bed!?" Rofl.

"Go lay down!"

"No, you've already eaten!"

"Stop eating the cow ****!"