how many forum members to change a light bulb?

[speckledhen]

No, it's a conspiracy....those new weird bulbs were invented to keep you from using them in a homemade bator.

 

[CrazyCatNChickenLady]

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I was just getting ready to add the ee one!
and is that dust on the light bulb or is it a 'muff ---

Me too!

But its NOT an EE. The hatchery told me it was a true Ameraucana, so they must be right because they are a hatchery!

 

[darkmatter]

• how many forum members to change a light bulb?

If the Forum member is from California, the light bulb can’t be changed until it feels the need for a change.

If the Forum member is from Florida, the light bulb will need three people, one to hold the bulb, one to hold the ladder and one to take pictures to post on the forum.

If it’s a Forum Moderator, then it only takes the Moderator to hold up the bulb and the whole world rotates around them.

If it’s a Forum member from my state of Missouri, then it doesn’t take anyone to change the bulb, since we didn’t have one installed in the first place.

If it’s a Forum member from Arkansas, then it’s not a bulb that needs changing, either trim the wick or add more Kerosene.

If it’s a Forum member from Canada, the bulbs not getting changed until Spring thaw unless you have a snowblower and snowmobile.

If it’s a Forum member from New York, then the bulb will get changed as soon as my Cousin Vinnie gets me a good deal from the back of the Truck.

 

[Junkmanme]

Yep. and IF it's .....

a Forum Member from New Mexico, the lightbulb won't get changed until Gov. Bill Richardson gets some "publicity" out of it !!!
(Thank Goodness, he is GONE....finally! )

 

[True Grit]

Thanks Randy and OP! Fabulous.

What will you do if the power goes out? They're not acclimated!

 

[chickened]

Isn,t it great we all have at least one thing in common.

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