A Queensland farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about nine opened the door.
" Is your dad home" ? the farmer asked
" Sorry mate, he isn't" the boy replied " he went into town."
" Well, is your mum here " ?
" No sir she's not here either She went into town with dad."
" How about your brother Greg? Is he here? "
" He went with mum and dad. "
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other.
" Is there anything I can do for you? " the boy asked politely. " I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for dad."
" Well, " said the farmer uncomfortably. " I really wanted to talk to you dad. It's about your brother Greg getting my daughter pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment
" You'd have to talk to dad about that, " he finally concede " If it helps you any I know that dad charges $200 for the bull and $150 for the pig but I really dont know how much he gets for Greg. "
" Is your dad home" ? the farmer asked
" Sorry mate, he isn't" the boy replied " he went into town."
" Well, is your mum here " ?
" No sir she's not here either She went into town with dad."
" How about your brother Greg? Is he here? "
" He went with mum and dad. "
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other.
" Is there anything I can do for you? " the boy asked politely. " I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for dad."
" Well, " said the farmer uncomfortably. " I really wanted to talk to you dad. It's about your brother Greg getting my daughter pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment
" You'd have to talk to dad about that, " he finally concede " If it helps you any I know that dad charges $200 for the bull and $150 for the pig but I really dont know how much he gets for Greg. "
FUNNY .............IF YA DON'T THINK THAT"S FUNNY YA NEED TO GET ON UP OUTTA HERE 
