How NOT to transport ducks....

[gmendoza]

I got the kicker of all car stories.

Went to Stockyard Auction in Rock Hill last year. Some lady won a pig that wasnt a piglett nor a big sow,but about a 15-20#er.I went in the office to pay for my winnings,and she was there.She asked everyone since she didnt have a cage for it would it do good in the front seat OF HER MERCEDES in the seat belt so she could take it home.

20# pig + mercedes = fancy new pig stye

 

[ARose4Heaven]

Aw shucks...pig just decorate the upholstery...ducks fly. I can just see that gal trying to explain to the officer...

" But officer, how was I supposed to see the red light, the duck had it's wing up my nose!"