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how to correct a bird with a bad attitude

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Bearing1, Feb 5, 2011.

  1. Bearing1

    Bearing1 Out Of The Brooder

    John received a parrot as a gift. To his dismay, the parrot had a bad
    attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

    Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced
    with profanity. John tried to change the bird's attitude by
    consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and
    anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's act.

    Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
    yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even
    more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird,
    and shoved him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked
    and kicked and screamed.

    Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

    Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to
    the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched
    arm and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language
    and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate actions,
    and I fully intend to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

    John was stunned at this dramatic change in the bird's attitude.

    As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a change in
    his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the
    turkey did?"
     
  2. ChickLover98

    ChickLover98 The Chicken Princess

    Apr 24, 2010
    Pennsylvania
    This is funny! But... Its already been posted on here a few times... [​IMG]
     

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