See! Your mom knows what’s uphaha wow
My mum get's really freaked out if I hold my ducks up to her, she insists that they'll try to peck her eyes out
I cuddle them all day long and surprisingly that has never happened.
"cant fly" you tell that to my Sprightly! She loves flying across the room at meSee! Your mom knows what’s up
I think I’m ok with my ducks cause they can’t fly and they have a nice round bill, not a pointy beak and spurs
At you? Uh....."cant fly" you tell that to my Sprightly! She loves flying across the room at me
oh she isnt exactly lightweight! Yet somehow she manages! Usually with the motivation of foodAt you? Uh.....
That’s why I keep fat ones so they can’t even get off the ground
Crazy the things they can manage for food!oh she isnt exactly lightweight! Yet somehow she manages! Usually with the motivation of food
You should've seen her face. She KNEW what she was doing 
Oh she totally knew what she was doingIt turns out I have another sassy duck.
Miss Dougie!
She was in the house, having her morning scrambled egg before going out, I let her out onto the floor for it. I'm used to cleaning up after them so it's usually fine. This time...
She flicked it a bit, and happened to be close to my shoes.
"Dougie don't flick it's going to go on my shoes!!"
As soon as the words left my mouth, she picked up a mouthful of egg, waddled over to them, lowered her head into the shoe and ended up dumping the whole lot in there
What a sass hole!!!!!!!!! You’re in for it with that one!
has me laughing thoughOh she totally knew what she was doing
Oh my gosh I love it!!
