I HATE my own CAT!!

[Baymule]

I am seriously sick and tired of cat crap in my garden. There is lots of dirt, but noooooo, she has to pile up poop in my garden. HEY cat-crapper, we EAT out of that garden.

My DH and I put up a PVC redneck green house Thanksgiving day in the front yard over the purtiest tomatoes you ever saw (especially in late November, LOL) and tonight with a hard freeze looming, I bought a heater and outdoor extension cord. I had to move the bricks off the plastic on one side and lay on the sidewalk to get it in there. I put in a piece of plywood and a couple of bricks to set the heater on. When I groped around behind me for the heater, yup, I stuck my fingers right into a fresh pile of CAT-CRAP!

My DH likes this cat, she was a stray that came up after hurricane Rita 5 years ago and she is a sweet cat. But I really think I could put her in a pet carrier and carry her to a trash can full of water for swimming lessons.

 

[Mahonri]

I suppose you could Craig's list her or find a pet shelter that might take her.

We just don't cull cats and dogs like we do chickens.

 

[redhen]

 

[Cindiloohoo]

Cats are useless, my chickens catch mice. I'll never have a cat. Can't stand them.

 

[RabbitMage]

Solution: move the cat indoors where it belongs, or find someone who will actually take care of it.

 

[cluckcluck42]

Please do not drown her because she likes to poop in your garden. Why do you not keep her indoors if it is a problem? I fail to understand your reasoning here. Find her a new home or keep her in the house. I do not like this post.

 

[GaNewChick]

Bring her indoors and provide her a litter box.

 

[Baymule]

Sigh... I could never really hurt her..... I just had to vent. I will say that I won't miss her pooping in the garden when she goes to that cathouse in the sky. Of all the animal poop in the world, I hate cat crap the worst. I like cats, they are good companions and good pets. They are just not my favorite.

 

[GaNewChick]

Seriously, she has no idea where it is you want her to poop. Try placing a litter box somewhere around the back porch and see if she'll use it.

 

[un-named]

aww, I get your angry right now and needed to rant (we're good listeners) and i know ya aint serious about drowning the cat.... any chance someone wants her, or are there kinds of fences that can be put around gardens to discourage cat entrance?