I have found the world's dumbest woman!

[1acrefarm]

I am sure her parents did everything for her before she met him.

 

[Wifezilla]

I feel so smart today

 

[Opa]

If she looked good enough I'd do all the cookin'


For a week or two.

 

[Jenlyn9483]

! OMG! Thats GREAT! I am so sad to say that I have one of those incredibly NOT BRIGHT people in my own family. I have a sister that is 10 yrs older than me. She is blonde (not to offend any blonde people, but she is a poster child for "Dumb blonde jokes!"). She grew up on the same farm that I did. We raised hundreds of chickens and goats and rabbits, ducks, pigs etc. I think I have been up on the whole chicken lifecylce since I was like 2. The other day I was talking to her on the phone when I got some eggs in the mail. I was opening the eggs and she asked me were they fertil yet.....I was taken aback by the question and was sure I mis understood...I said, how do you think the eggs are fertilized? She replied..........Dont the rooster go around and crap on the eggs after they are laid and that makes them fertil???????

I SWEAR THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT SHE SAID!!!! I COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP!!! Neadless to say I was SCREAMING Laughing at her on the phone..I was in tears for an hour..I thought "I cannot WAIT to tell people this!


God put stupid people on this earth to amuse us smart people, I think. God knows I had gotton more kicks from my sister than I can say.

 

[morelcabin]

Nope, God knows that men are so competeive they will do anything for a "trophy"

...and they are well punished for it sometimes:>)

 

[miss_jayne]

i've posted this before on a different thread, but here's my tribute to the 'duh-heads' of the universe....

i know a lady who had no idea how pancakes formed into 'those little round circles' and had to ask for help to find 'cupcake' mix after looking all through the cake mixes at the store, she thought that you had to use something special to make the little cakes.

this is scary for two reasons:

1. she's a nurse (dear Lord, don't send me where she works if i am ill.)
2. she has procreated. (she used to bite her son's Cheerios in half so he wouldn't choke, so he's probably on his way to become Son of Duh Head.)

yikes-a-rama

 

[Shared Acres]

LOL!

 

[silkieluver_07]

I can't stop laughing!

 

[debilorrah]

Well. Here is one for ya then. It IS excusable because the kid was only 14 at the time, but still.

We were driving down the main street in town and we passed an empty lot with a large tent and used cars with a sign that said "USED CAR TENT SALE". My son's friend looked at me and said "Who would want a used car tent?"

Yep, he did.

 

[sarahloveschickens]