I saw this joke on here before, it was posted in 2009 I think. I can't even find the member that posted it, so I thought I would re-write it.
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher said the donkey was trained so the only way to make him go was to say hallelujah, and the only way to make him stop was to say amen. So the man said hallelujah , and his donkey and him rode off. Later, they came to a cliff. The man could not think of the word to make him stop. '' Bible, church, stop!! So, he prayed. When he said amen, the donkey stopped. The man then said, hallelujah!!
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher said the donkey was trained so the only way to make him go was to say hallelujah, and the only way to make him stop was to say amen. So the man said hallelujah , and his donkey and him rode off. Later, they came to a cliff. The man could not think of the word to make him stop. '' Bible, church, stop!! So, he prayed. When he said amen, the donkey stopped. The man then said, hallelujah!!
