I need to kill my roo and i cant do it

[U_Stormcrow]

No, it was not. I lack empathy, and thus make little effort at subtlety. Particularly in print - its too often missed.

 

[Brooks_]

I lack empathy,

As in narcissism/psychopathy/sociopath or just been kicked in the teeth too many times? It's cool, I like you.

 

[Blue Raptor]

plain and simple: make a chicken gallows and hang him.
(joke)

 

[U_Stormcrow]

As in narcissism/psychopathy/sociopath or just been kicked in the teeth too many times? It's cool, I like you.

That would be a thread hijack, but none of the above.

 

[Brooks_]

That would be a thread hijack, but none of the above.

Just a little drift.

 

[Brooks_]

plain and simple: make a chicken gallows and hang him.
(joke)

A guillotine would be practical tho.

 

[ElizaMay]

Whose Oregon?

I didn't quite catch that turn of phrase either.

 

[Blue Raptor]

yeah.

A guillotine would be practical tho.

maybe you could actually try. you could look up how to make a noose, then just find somewhere high, and wait an hour for him to die.

 

[Brooks_]

yeah.

maybe you could actually try. you could look up how to make a noose, then just find somewhere high, and wait an hour for him to die.

You seem to be mixing up your death devices.

 

[Sueby]

I hope OP has figured out a solution.

I thought I would share how we do it here, thanks to @Overo Mare. We wrap the chicken tight in an old towel, clip it with a binder clip & pop it in the head with a .22. DH is much more comfortable with this method, it's what works for him. & the bonus is there is no flapping around after.