I guess I am much more ambitious then you all - I have a list....
1.) Pass an ordinance that makes chickens illegal EVERYWHERE!
2.) Stocking up on toothbrushes for Halloween.
3.) & 4.) & 8.) Edited to remove non-family oriented content. April
5.) Create a reality show featuring Paris Hilton & Donald Trump.
6.) Invent a virus that makes everyone on this site a moderator.
7.) Mugging little old ladies for their social security checks.
9.) Start a war. It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
10.) Find the person responsible for that house falling on my sister.
OR.....
Something constructive.
Those of you that recognize that #9 is from Princess Bride, give yourselves a pat on the back!
