i think i am going to have to stare at the wall

[debilorrah]

I'm just trying to turn those tears into ones caused by laughter. Henny Youngman was one of a kind....

"Take my wife. Please"

 

[wendy]

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i have not heard that one yet!

 

[debilorrah]

I had to pick out the clean ones.

 

[justinszoo]

Pants vs Panties

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.'

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will'. Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.'

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here - you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart attitude, you never will!'

 

[PineBurrowPeeps]

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HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[debilorrah]

CLEAN I SAY CLEAN!

 

[wendy]

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It will get better, I am the mother of 4. I know all the hormone ups and downs. Read as much as you can about pregnancy, the best book I had was "What to expect when you are expecting" (if I still had it I would send it to you myself) That is a great book. Explains everyting. The more informed you are I think the better you will feel. I know you don't feel like it, but exercise helps, just a little walk around the block or somewhere. Also see if you hosptial has a support group or find one online for expecting moms. And many hospitals offer tours of the delivery area. Do all you can to inform yourself and get in contact with others.

It will get better

Look at me, I had 3 more after the first

And to tell you the truth I don't like being pregnant. Go figure, I would rather be in labor (because that will end sooner than the 9 months you are pregnant

) I know crazy way of looking at it

 

[ksacres]

I don't care, that was toooooo funny!!! Now I'M crying!

 

[justinszoo]

was that not clean debi? i took the bad words out. lol

 

[Teach97]

When my wife was pregnant with one of the boys I found her sobbing in the bedroom...being the loving husband I am I gave her a hug and asked her what was wrong...she said she was crying...I said I can tell Why?...she said, "Because I am crying" I laughed told everyone and get hit when I tell it still!

Had a friend who married a beauty queen (no really)...he came home one day and she started chunking drink coasters at him...he never found out why but when she got pregnant with thier second child he hid all the coasters in the house!