I think my chicken has eloped. Update: Marriage is official!

glad she is alright, but she does need to be grounded, hehe.....and i think daddy needs to have a talk with that young gentleman(and i use that word loosely for him hehe)and see what his attentions are..hehe
 
OMG. Incredibly funny story, with accompanying supporting posts (soap opera names!!).
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TinyLittleFarm your descriptions are priceless! Who knew chicken drama could be so juicy
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? All the best to your little love-struck
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"chicken head" Hopefully she'll come to her senses and stay safe at home and away from older roosters who are clearly just using her and getting her in trouble.
 
ok so this is the cutest thread, i am subscribing to it, and hopefully you will tell us more on the going ons of your little soap opera, i just love how you did the story, i would read it everyday hehe
 
I think it's time daddy needs to show up at Romeo's house with a shotgun and a minister. This is all too familiar a scenario. You do NOT want the neighborhood to be clucking about this scandal for much longer. Felicity will end up shunned by the other hens before she knows it. Does she know she runs the risk of everyone squawking about those tell-tale missing back feathers?

There is gonna be SUCH a flap about this!
 
Love it!! (as long as it isn't my pullet!)
What will you do if she comes home knocked up and sporting a black eye??
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Although I don't think a shotgun wedding is appropriate... maybe if Romeo sees you cleaning your hatchet the next time he sees you, he will think twice about being disrespectful

...at least until they park up at lookout point before they get heir groove on.
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Kids nowadays! Back in my day... oh wait. "how did I find out about lookout point?
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Ummm... I heard the other kids clucking about it!
 
Maybe if you sit Daisy down and show her the "Incubating and Hatching Chicks" thread she will be less promiscuous.

Is there a "Birds and the Bees thread?
 
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