Thanks, you just made me laugh out loud in my very quiet, serious workplace environment! Now everyone knows that I'm not doing what I'm supposed to be doing over here in my cubicle!
Reminds me of this past summer when the UPS guy was making a delivery to my front door. My big 'ole fat, pot bellied pig was laying on my front porch just enjoying the morning breeze and the UPS guy rings the door bell. This dude looks like he did some serious drugs back in the day...he hands me my package, chuckles as I'm signing and in in a surfer dude voice says, "nice pig!" I say, "Thanks...be careful not to get too close to her, she is our guard pig and will attack(totally joking of course)." Again in his surfer dude voice, "OH...FOR REALS(yes, he put an "s" on the end of "real)?!?!" I say, "Yeah, we just ordered her some mafia style necklace bling, so she looks the part." He smiles and just says, "Yeah...." Meanwhile my pig can barely get up as she's so fat and just laying their sniffing the air and snorting and grunting. So, as the guy walks off the porch to leave, he carefully goes around it as far as he can go like it's gonna attack him at any minute! lol