I want to hatch 1-2 eggs

[topochico225]

Disclaimer: I did not read this thread, I just remembered the title.\
https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/incubating-in-my-bra.1438211/#post-23820277

I want to hatch 1-2 eggs, but I don't know how to make a incubator. We have some roosters and hens. I have a couple eggs that I picked out to see if they would hatch. I kinda want to hatch them with my boobs, but I don't know if that is warm enough for them. I know that I can keep them on me 24/7 without breaking them, but I want to know if that is warm enough. I want it to be a surprise for my parents. I have hatched an egg with my boobs before. I had checked on the chickens and heard one of them peeping while the hens were no where to be seen. My parents thought I was lying and said to just put it in the fridge. I kept it on me for the entire day and it hatched in my bra. I raised her really well, but my parents told me to give her to our broody hen. I did and she died from neglect. I want to prove I can be a good enough mother to raise my own baby, and want to know how to either make a incubator in secret or with my bra. My breasts have gotten larger since I hatched the last baby, so I wonder if it would be good enough as heat or not. I know it is kind of a dumb idea to surprise my parents, but I am still angry that they made me let go of my last baby. I knew she would die without me and I was correct. I don't hold it against them, because it was years ago. I want to hatch another baby though. Please help.

That thread actually is legit, the lady incubated an egg in her bra (between the twins, I think?) but it quit late in development.

I'd be really cautious about hatching without your parents knowing. If I'd have done that when I was younger, there'd be hell to pay.

Also, you need to set a minimum of 6 eggs to allow for quitting and to avoid a lone chick. If your chest is that big, go with God, my non-IBTC friend.

 

[yakitori]

If your chest is that big, go with God, my non-IBTC friend.

As I am practically flat, I can only live vicariously through those who are well endowed, not that I’m complaining