I wish

[Taylorbird]

granted but only because you have a TON of work to do.

I wish I wasn't bored lol

 

[mjdtexan]

Granted, but your not bored because 1 million chickens have landed in your yard and you cant figure out what to do with all of the eggs.

I wish the barbed wire fence that I am clearing the back three acres for would put itself up.

 

[Bock_Bock]

granted but instead of going around the field it plants it around your house and you are stuck inside your house like chickens in a coop lol


i iwsh i had a full chicken coop full of chickens

 

[mjdtexan]

Granted but they are all roosters with mutated vocal capabilities and the crow louder than an AC/DC concert ALL DAY LONG.

I wish that a 100 gallon bottle of bourbon would magicly appear in my living room.

 

[Bock_Bock]

granted but as it landed in your living room it smashed through your roof then hit floor and broke open and flooded your whole house then the sun dried up everything besides the dirty laudry which still has some soaked up into it



i wish my wishes wouldnt have a flaw to them

 

[mjdtexan]

Granted, but in all of your flawless wishes you can only wish that I earn 1 million dollars (thats a lot of bourbon) a day and nothing bad can happen to it and I can spend it any way that I choose and nobody or nothing but me can influeince (sp?) the way I choose to spend it.

I wish that a 200 gallon bottle of bourbon would land in my driveway unharmed and very drinkable and I get to drink it.

 

[Bock_Bock]

granted but as your drinking it you choke on it cutting of your oxygen and you go into a colma never to come out again which means never to drink baurban again


i iwish i had a nice breakfast right not

 

[mjdtexan]

Quote:

you forgot your wish

 

[Bock_Bock]

my wish was up there b4 you posted but you forgot your wish too then lol well continue form my wish above

 

[mjdtexan]

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I think you meant "right now"

Granted and it is the best breakfast ever.

I wish for the same thing