I wish

[chickenbuddy]

Granted, but it like you so much , that it gets hair all over you along with tons of fleas and ticks

I wish I had an ipod touch.

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

granted but a teenage mutant ninja turtle steps on it

I wish for a Wii

 

[chickenbuddy]

Granted, but a Pokemon destroys it.

I wish I had an ipod touch and a wii

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

granted but Mario decides it's your turn to be a video game

I wish Japan would sink

 

[Lothiriel]

Granted. But you sink with it.

I wish I knew why my dog is limping.

 

[chickenbuddy]

Granted, but you find out it's because of a tumor that will surely kill it.

I wish my eyes wouldn't start twitching when I do something with screens.

 

[Lothiriel]

Granted. They get all swollen and close.

I wish I had gotten to sleep sooner this morning. I fell asleep sometime around 4 AM. (I was at a sleepover.

)

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

granted but you had no fun at the sleepover

I wish for World Vision to reach lots of little children with Christmas presents

 

[Lothiriel]

Granted.

(And yes I did have fun at the sleepover! Especially with the movie... Prince Caspian.

)

I wish my chickens would lay some eggs for me.

 

[chickenbuddy]

Granted, but they ley them pre-rotted

I wish my siblings were home already. (They're scattered over the U.S.)