I wish

[Ec_Prokta]

Granted, but you pierce your ear with a knife.

I wish the local Play and Trade has EarthBound.

 

[Lil Chirp]

Granted bot it ends up getting launched into space

I wish my ear or anything else didnt hurt

 

[chickencoop31320]

Granted, but now youre whole body is numb and you are confined to a wheel chair.

I wish I could see into the future and KNOW when my eggs will hatch.

 

[Lil Chirp]

granted but then you see that your eggs dont hatch

I wish that everything I wish for came true just the way I want it without any flaws, loopholes, ect.

 

[chickencoop31320]

granted, but then you realize its all a dream.

I wish for more love in the world.

 

[Lil Chirp]

granted but then the world blows up

I wish I knew my place in the univerce. then I would be truely happy.

 

[chickencoop31320]

granted, but you now know that youre an alien and don't belong on earth.

I wish I could fart.

 

[Lil Chirp]

granted but you fart out your guts

I wish I wasnt so cold

 

[chickencoop31320]

Granted, but now youre on fire.

I wish I could sleep all night and wake up refreshed.

 

[Lothiriel]

Granted, but you can only do it once.

I wish I could convince my mom to let me buy an incubator for the muscovy duck eggs that I found on ebay for a REALLY good price.