I wish

[Tiramisu]

Quote:
yay horses!!!

granted but its all melted

I wish I could teleport to wherever I wanted!!

 

[mjdtexan]

granted but you loose your will to "want" anything


I wish that we found out the Presidential Election was a fraud and we had to do it over again with two totally different candidates and the Republican won.

 

[SeramaSweetie]

Granted but, well, actually, I don't WANNA twist that one! I wish the same exact thing!

 

[Lothiriel]

granted with no twist here too!

I wish that my fingers were not so cold. *shivers*

 

[Justino]

granted- they freeze and fall off and shatter on impact with the ground and you lose you ability to do anything with ur hands and you have to sell all ur pets cause u cant take care of em

i wish i was a good driver

 

[toddy111]

Granted but your chickens got in the way of your car and died


I wish American football was as good as English football (soccer)

 

[mjdtexan]

Granted, but your the only person on the planet who thinks so, so English football failed due to nobody going to the games and American football spread to every country on the planet plus the moon and mars.

I wish my pullets would each lay 3 eggs tomorrow.

 

[toddy111]

Granted but the eggs were bad and tasted like poop

 

[toddy111]

i wish someone randomly sends me 5000 chickens

 

[mjdtexan]

Granted but they also sent you a bill for $1,000,000 that you must pay.


I wish that all of my pullets eggs tasted great but were less filling.