I wish

[toddy111]

granted but you get food poisening



i wish american football got as big crowd as soccer

 

[mjdtexan]

Granted.

I wish food poisening was good for you.

 

[toddy111]

granted


i wish i had more ideas

 

[Bock_Bock]

granted but five minutes later you bumb your head and lose all those ideas


i wish for an incubator

 

[chickenmum]

granted but it works too well and fries the eggs.

 

[Lothiriel]

you forgot your wish.

I wish for that gorgeous denim skirt with the frilly edges on the bottom that comes just below my knee and is at the mall.....

 

[mjdtexan]

Granted, only your other half has to wear it in public every day for the rest of his life.

I wish briskets would be on sale for ¼ of the normal price.

 

[Bock_Bock]

Granted but the sale is over in the country of utopia lol





i wish i didnt have to be at work for 12 hours a day

 

[missourichickenmama]

granted

BUT


here are the rules

you have to work 24 hours a day 6 days a week and you cannot quit your job and you must do good work or else they will lock you in the dungeon (they will let you sleep 8 hours on Sunday)and you get paid 1$ a year.

I wish that I could fly

 

[Bock_Bock]

granted, but as you were flying you cought up in a airplane engine and got your wings cutoff so now you cant fly anymore


i wish i had a wish