I wish

[chickencoop31320]

Granted but now I NEVER let you use the internet again.

I wish I had a better memory.

 

[Lothiriel]

granted, but it's stored on your camera, and the batteries are dead and can't be recharged.

i wish my mom would tell me how many chicks i'm allowed to get so i can reserve them at the feed store.

 

[Crystalchic]

i wish that i could turn back time

 

[Crystalchic]

sorry i forgot to grant the wish for the person before me
your wish is granted talk to your mom and insist on an answer. wash the dishes or clean your room first

 

[montcapu]

granted but it is only for a minute at a time

I wish I could have room for more chickens!!!

 

[Crystalchic]

granted but you have to get a few naked necks

I wish that everyone in the world was kind and loving to each other

 

[chickencoop31320]

Granted, but when they act against their true nature they all go insane and nothing gets done.

I wish I could win the Lotto today.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Granted! You get $666.

I wish I wasn't stressed out.

 

[Lothiriel]

Granted. You're stressed in.

I wish my neighbor would call me back so i can ask her about the guineas.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Granted! She tells you they all died.

I wish we had a Krispy Kreme in New Mexico!!