I'd like to know...

[alecat28]

Rules:
1. You must use one of the following: who, what, where, why, or how.
2. You must give an answer to the previous post even if you have no idea what the correct answer is...

I'd like to know...

why I never get any rain at my house even though it's raining a mile north of me!

 

[alecat28]

Phoenix storms...blah!

 

[OneShotHunter]

Because your so happy the rain clouds aren't hovering over your head?

I'd like to know why it's so stinkin HOT

 

[alecat28]

it's punishment from the gods because we stopped sacrificing animals to appease them...

I'd like to know why time flies on the weekends

 

[onedoodle3]

Because you threw the clock out the window!!


Where are my ear plugs I need for work?????

 

[OneShotHunter]

Where you left them. (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

I'd like to know why our mower won't start

 

[alecat28]

nice one, Onedoodle3!

the ear plugs are in the pants that you wore to work the other day.

I'd like to know what you do for a living that requires ear plugs?

 

[onedoodle3]

I work in a manufacturing plant with lots of loud machinery.

Why are the spiders out to get me?????

 

[onedoodle3]

Where you left them. (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

I'd like to know why our mower won't start

It's tired of mowing and wants a break!

Uh...already posted a question... NEXT!

 

[alecat28]

they're not...you are just paranoid

. remember you are bigger than the spiders! (or at least I hope you don't have spiders bigger n you.)

where did this luny "Christmas in July" stuff get started?