If Chickens Could Speak, What Would Yours Complain About?

[SkyAJK]

I think my tiny frizzle rooster - Pumpkin has a lot to complaint about me....

He will complaint that I did not let him spend all day with his 13 hens.....they find him rather annoying, and had told me to get rid of him, but I don't have a heart to tell him that.

He does not like the name Pumpkin as it does not sound like a boy name. I gave him that name because of his colour like pumpkin and I hope with that name he might crow less. Obviously that was a silly wishing thought.

 

[FluffyButts55]

The chickens for the past few days: MAKE THE ICY WET STUFF GO AWAY!!

 

[Not-so Slick Chicken]

"Why didn't you open the gate SOONER!" Says the Anconas (and speckled sussex. I think it's a mottled trait to be so vocal?)

"Don't mind me while I check out this bucket" says Marans #2 (silently)

Somebody would say if they had any idea what pasta or cheese was

(Edited typo)

 

[EmmaDonovan]

Them: WHY IS IT SO HOT IN DECEMBER?
Me: I DON'T KNOW!

 

[AntiqueB]

Big girls: Why did you bring us more pullets? Why?

Pullets: We can absolutely take over! LET US AT 'EM!!!

 

[Ponypoor]

Them: WHY IS IT SO HOT IN DECEMBER?
Me: I DON'T KNOW!

For you - enjoy

 

[Ponypoor]

Whiskers:
Get away from me, go away, stop pestering me, I will peck you hard…

Chicklets:
Mama mama mama we want to snuggle with you it’s cold.. ow ouch stop it mama your hurting us ow stop it ouch… gaaaahhhhh! Ahhhh! Stop it mama why are you so cruel to us!