If you could communicate a thought to your chickens, what would it be?

[KRack]

“It would help me sleep better at night time if you came down out of the tree and went in to the coop I very specifically designed and purchased for you.”

 

[BigBlueHen53]

"The dogs are not going to hurt you. They just like corn and worms too!"

 

[BigBlueHen53]

"Why am I feeding all 20 of you if I'm only getting six eggs a day, huh? Huh? Chickens are good for more than just eggs you know!"