If you could communicate a thought to your chickens, what would it be?

[ParanoidAndroid]

"It's 95° out here, stop sunning yourself! One of these Days I'm going to come out here to find only a Pile of Ashes!"

 

[Pukkits]

"It's 95° out here, stop sunning yourself! One of these Days I'm going to come out here to find only a Pile of Ashes!"

Self-roasting chicken!

She's beautiful. What is she?

 

[ParanoidAndroid]

Self-roasting chicken!

She's beautiful. What is she?

The Lady I bought her from said she's Ameracauna and Ayam Cemani. She's my favourite.

 

[Pukkits]

The Lady I bought her from said she's Ameracauna and Ayam Cemani. She's my favourite.

I think she would be my favorite too. I like Ayam Cemani coloring, but I've not found any locally that are a price I can justify, but crossed to get a cute little muff and beard and I think I'd buy one anyway. She barely looks real, she's so cute.

If only she wasn't trying to incinerate herself!