If you get a poopy egg,

[featherz]

I never throw away eggs. If it's cracked, deformed or really really dirty (don't think I have gotten one of those yet) I just scramble those up and feed back to the chickens. I only give the absolutely clean eggs to other people, however.

 

[curliet]

I'm sorry, but when I saw the title on the post, I immediately thought of one of my favorite kid's stories "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" and expected something different from this thread, LOL.