I'm getting a platypus!!!!(lie)

I've noticed we still don't have any proof!


Not that I believe Wellsummerchick is lying, but this I gotta see! I'm excited to see some pics. Platypi have to be the coolest animal ever!

There are several endangered animals that people keep as pets. Bengal tigers, leopards, lemurs, etc. They are not as endangered as the platypus, but are still endangered.

A platypus would need a fairly large pen. Theyare a fairly large animal after all. They would need a large pool to swim in that provides as natural a setting as possible, River rock bedding and several small fish and large aquatic invert ibrates as well as the occasional large tadpole, which is what platypi eat. They also need a large area of dry land and a large covered nesting area in which to sleep and lay eggs. the total size of the area should be at least 200 feet square to allow for adequate swimming space. these are fairly active and are, after all, a wild animal that requires a great ammount of special care.

This all according to zoo keepers and such, but the same should apply in our own houses.
 
As for the eggs list that has formed, you may want to rethink this. Platypi only lay 1-3 eggs once per year and the babies aren't like chickens. The are nursed by the mother for 4 months before they are weaned and born blind and naked just like a rodent.

The mother does not carry her young in a pouch as the echidna does, but makes a nest for them and leaves them alone for short periods of time to forage.

It would be best to keep the baby raising to the mother and then purchase babies later.
 
I DID LIE I AM NOT GETTING A PLATYPUS.

It all started because of a little dialogue Hooligan and I were having about such things.

And that old PLATYPUS HERSELF, HOOLIGAN outed me about 3 pages back, y'all!

PLEASE, just let it roll for a while. I have stomach flu, I'm on multiple over the counter drugs that appear to be at war with each other, and this is the first funny thing that has 'come up' in a few days.
 
i agree this is pretty freakin Hilarious!

No worries Wellsummerchick. We new all along.

You should've let it roll a little longer before you said anyhting, though. Now the joke's off, but we can still have the conversation about the egg list and the housing thing.
 
No, I didn't want to upset anyone and some seemed upset and I don't want to upset anyone over a fun thing. You COULD go on telling about any exotic animal you ever wanted, especially as a kid......I wanted a giant S American anteater. I was going to call him Wendall, and get freeze dried ants in bulk and put them in pepsi bottles and stick them under the seat cushions on the couch....
 
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Oh man! My sister dreamed of a pet anteater for years when she was a kid!

Me, I just wanted to live in Narnia where the animals all talk.
 
No....no....no...my worst dream.

My dog talking would be like the monkey in Cloudy with Meatballs.

Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat gummy bears gummy bears gummy bears gummy bears gummy bears gummy bears gummy bears gummy bears gummy bears gummy bears gummy bears gummy bears gummy bears - YELLOW YELLOW
YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW

SQUIRREL!

Meanwhile the horses - LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH
 
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Darn..i wanted some eggs..
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i've always wanted a Muntjaq deer. They are only about 10 pounds full grown and completely adoable.

They are so expensive, though. Like 800.00 for a little baby one.
 

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