I'm in love with the Donut Lady...

[BrattishTaz]

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I'm heartbroken.

Gonna take a lot of brownies and cupcakes to get me over this one.

Anyone???

To help an old feller that just got dumped?






Brownies, donuts, cookies, cupcakes....

Start baking and we'll talk.

 

[eenie114]

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I'm heartbroken.

Gonna take a lot of brownies and cupcakes to get me over this one.

Anyone???

To help an old feller that just got dumped?






Brownies, donuts, cookies, cupcakes....

*Looking over The List* I think I can squeeze you in. Mint, mocha, or plain?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I'm heartbroken.

Gonna take a lot of brownies and cupcakes to get me over this one.

Anyone???

To help an old feller that just got dumped?






Brownies, donuts, cookies, cupcakes....

Well, now I'm bored, so I'm gonna come back to you. Here's a brownie.

 

[eenie114]

I think BYC should have it's own soap opera.

 

[Laurajean]

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I'm heartbroken.

Gonna take a lot of brownies and cupcakes to get me over this one.

Anyone???

To help an old feller that just got dumped?






Brownies, donuts, cookies, cupcakes....

Well, now I'm bored, so I'm gonna come back to you. Here's a brownie.

MFB can't hear you right now.... he's out on my deck, rocking in the sun and waiting for the "DING!" of the oven timer.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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uh eenie, I think this thread is the BYC soap opera.

Gotta run... I smell brownies coming from Laurajean's place. Or is that Em's? Or Taz cookin'?



Sniff, sniff, gotta find those brownies

 

[Spookwriter]

WOMAN have you NO shame!!!

Talk about someone getting left out in the cold....Em didn't even
bother to as much as PM me to say it's over. That unfaithful woman...
And here I thought we really had something special together.

I'd like to show you what for! If you were close enough I'd whack you
with my cane. Run over you with my wheelchair. I'd teach you about being
a cougar...you ...harlot, you!

I woke up early today, looking forward to things. But ...no....Why can't I just
be happy?

My dear loving wife bought me those donuts yesterday so I wouldn't run off
with that EM woman...Woke up this morning, 'bout noon..my wife said she had
done and had second thoughts. I could still have my donuts, but she done and
hid my teeth.

What is it with women? Can you answer me that? Em couldn't be trusted overnight,
after I accused her of just wanting me to slave away on that farm of hers. My wife...
every blame' time she gets mad, she goes and hides my teeth.

Yeah Farm Boy...me and you can talk. But first you better get out of my rocking chair.
I'm old, and I gotta set down.

You can have these fickle women.

Em...I'm so mad, I wouldn't eat your donuts if they was the last donuts in town.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I was gonna sneak you donuts once in awhile, while MFB was at work...but now I'm not gonna.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Spook, here.. take my chair.


cause that fickle Em just brought me a brownie

And if I sit near you, I'll have to share.

 

[Spookwriter]

Were you not listening, Mississipi?

"I do not want her donuts. I do not want her brownies."

I am outraged! This woman has wronged me. I no sooner than
turn my back, when I find her tossing brownies your way.

(But I will take the rocking chair if you don't mind.)

An' no, Eenie, this is most certainly not one of those Back Yard Chickens
"soap opera's" you people seem to love so much. I refuse to participate
in those little dramas.