I'm in love with the Donut Lady...

[EmtheFishLady]

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*GASP* I'm appalled at you! Such horrid accusations...and all because I want to share all these sweet, delicious baked goods with you! I'm hurt.

There *may* be a LITTLE farm work involved...but what's a little farm work for some donuts?

 

[EweSheep]

Hook, line and stinker!

Now those Bavarian cream donuts............oh my hips!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I've never done those...BUT...if you wanna come visit for a while....

 

[Laurajean]

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*GASP* I'm appalled at you! Such horrid accusations...and all because I want to share all these sweet, delicious baked goods with you! I'm hurt.

<laurajean chokes on her coffee...> COUGAR?!?! I think you have to be at least in your 40's to qualify as a cougar, don't you? I'm only 38, so I think I'm exempt from that status, at least for a few more years. And I never tried to lure MFB with brownies, he keeps asking for them. He's been stalking me and Redhen for some time. Who says I'm trying to "lure" him? Maybe he just finds my sparkling sense of wit and easy going charm irresistible.

 

[Spookwriter]

All old cougars by, definition, must first of been a young cougar.
And that's the way that is...a cougar is a cougar, is a cougar.

Did the google thing, and cougars as young as 35 have been tracked down.

So....if the shoe fits, my dear....

Many the man has been tempted by the promise of endless brownies, donuts,
fudge. So is the real truth that the Farmer Boy is really stalking you...or more of
you're simply tempting him with promises?

And Em...I haven't forgotten you. I thought of you all day...and the childrens story
about the Gingerbread House comes to mind.

It was a trap...

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On the other hand, my wife saw this post. I now have a new knot on my head.
But then she felt bad....and went to get me some fresh donuts.

And she even made me a honey-do list, said if I want to work I can work here.

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I do not want to work here.
I do not want to work there.
I do not want to work anywhere.

I just want to eat the donuts...

 

[Spookwriter]

P.S. (just for Laura)

I was gonna say some crack about how to tell the age of a cougar
is by counting the wrinkles.....

But if I did that, I'm pretty sure it would mean no brownies for me...

So I better not do that.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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LMAO...

Poor SpookWriter...At least you got donuts right?

 

[Laurajean]

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Okay fine, but don't cougars go after YOUNGER men? I wonder how old MFB is. Doubting he's younger than me. Also, feel free to count wrinkles, you'll find none on my face I'm happy to say. Wish some of my BYC/FB friends would see this and vouch for me. Where's Redhen? She'll tell you! Or Debiraraymond, she can vouch for my lack of wrinkles too, so hardy-har.

And no, MFB started the stalking. Period. Ask him, go ahead!

 

[justbugged]

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Okay fine, but don't cougars go after YOUNGER men? I wonder how old MFB is. Doubting he's younger than me. Also, feel free to count wrinkles, you'll find none on my face I'm happy to say. Wish some of my BYC/FB friends would see this and vouch for me. Where's Redhen? She'll tell you! Or Debiraraymond, she can vouch for my lack of wrinkles too, so hardy-har.

And no, MFB started the stalking. Period. Ask him, go ahead!

I am sure that cougars are only looking for young studly prey. I don't think that old guys that don't want to work are worth the hassle of making brownies for.

oh no this is why I am the first wife.

 

[Laurajean]

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Okay fine, but don't cougars go after YOUNGER men? I wonder how old MFB is. Doubting he's younger than me. Also, feel free to count wrinkles, you'll find none on my face I'm happy to say. Wish some of my BYC/FB friends would see this and vouch for me. Where's Redhen? She'll tell you! Or Debiraraymond, she can vouch for my lack of wrinkles too, so hardy-har.

And no, MFB started the stalking. Period. Ask him, go ahead!

I am sure that cougars are only looking for young studly prey. I don't think that old guys that don't want to work are worth the hassle of making brownies for.

oh no this is why I am the first wife.