So I go out to gather eggs this evening, and I'm happy cuz we got 10 today (out of 14 hens) So I'm walking from the pool area to the back porch and the self closing gate hits my left pocket where eggs are but I didn't think it broke an egg I get in the house to wash the eggs and put them in the fridge, put my hand in my left pocket and SCRAMBLED EGG. I AM A DORK. MY CELL PHONE WAS IN that pocket. Cell phone no longer works. Those were some expensive eggs. Warning folks: Don't put eggs and cell phones in the same pocket.