I'm such a dork!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Mahonri, Apr 22, 2009.

  1. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    So I go out to gather eggs this evening, and I'm happy cuz we got 10 today (out of 14 hens)

    So I'm walking from the pool area to the back porch and the self closing gate hits my left pocket where eggs are but I didn't think it broke an egg

    I get in the house to wash the eggs and put them in the fridge, put my hand in my left pocket and SCRAMBLED EGG.

    I AM A DORK. MY CELL PHONE WAS IN that pocket.

    Cell phone no longer works. Those were some expensive eggs.

    Warning folks: Don't put eggs and cell phones in the same pocket.
     
  2. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Hmm ok,, but at least your son didn't have to show you how your toothbrush worked!
     
  3. babymakes6

    babymakes6 Gifted

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    Invest in a basket [​IMG]
     
  4. piecemaker

    piecemaker Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 12, 2008
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    Quote:But I just forget and leave it in the house [​IMG]
    piecemaker
     
  5. BFeathered

    BFeathered Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Oooops... Very expensive eggs! (and you thought chicken feed was breaking your budget...) I'm not a dork... I'm a good girl.... I went to the dentist today and got my chompers cleaned. Look Mahonri.. no cavities! Then I went and ate lunch with a fellow chicken-addict. Got a new toothbrush to try out... Go wash your cell-phone and take the hairdryer to it.. you never know. [​IMG]
     
  6. smom1976

    smom1976 too many projects too little time!

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    bummer.. but Ill take note of that one so that I not become a dork LOL [​IMG]
     
  7. farmerlor

    farmerlor Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oh thank goodness!!!! I did the exact same thing a couple of weeks ago! Glad to be on the dork team.
     
  8. babymakes6

    babymakes6 Gifted

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    Wash the phone, then take the battery out. Put all the pieces in a sealed Tupperware container with one of those silica gel packs that come with beef jerky or shoes, etc, (go to Walmart and swipe one from a box of shoes, if you don't have one handy!). Leave it there for about 24 hours, put it back together, and see if it works. Let me know if it works. My sister did this with her phone after one of her children laid it on the counter in a puddle of water, and it worked just fine! [​IMG]
     
  9. conny63malies

    conny63malies Overrun With Chickens

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    Quote:My kids always went for the full dunk. I now buy cheap older cellphones on ebay and keep them on hand. THey might not be pretty but they still work.
     
  10. English Chick

    English Chick English Mum

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    Been there, done that...............(((SIGH))))) ..... I hate the feeling as you carefully put your hand in your pocket knowing whats happened, but you still got to do it.... yak runny eggs.... [​IMG] M, hope the phone drys out for you.
     

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