IMP! You are sooo busted!

Impy's social calendar for Dec. 11th, 2010:

7am- leisurely wake up with coffee and scones in nest. Gritty to deliver

8am- Wolf whistle at Thor to start a fight.

9am- While he's recuperating. Steal Thor's Girlfriends

10am-Eat Thor's food. I know that's just adding insult to injury.

11am- Wing & foot massage from Gritty. Gotta love those magic fingers!

12noon- Naptime

1pm- Tell Thor that the red button on his computer will dispense chocolate truffles

2pm- Steal Thor's Girlfriends

3pm- Afternoon High Tea, served by Gritty

4pm- Tell Thor that Thorazine is his special treat, named for him. Give him a few.

5pm- Pick a fight with Thor. OK that's not fair, but I'm a chicken. Drug'm and Slug'm

6pm- Post daily events on BYC. Order another million mealworms cause Gritty didn't close the account.

7pm- Warm bubblebath in the house. Remind Gritty to add the Epsom Salts.

8pm- Homecooked dinner. Guess who's cooking?

9pm- Turn up the electric blanket and go to bed.

Midnight- Wake up Gritty, Just for the fun of it. Lol!

Life is good in impyworld!
 
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Shouldn't that be, Guess who's being cooked???
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Imp, Thor and I discussed it this morning. We know that you are only acting out to gain attention. Perhaps you feel slighted, living on this farm with the worlds best rooster?

We decided to go in together on a Christmas gift for you, just cuz we want you to know how special you are.

Hope you like it:

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Alas milady,

Although my life seems to be getting shorter. My neck too. At least for today.

I'm living la vida loca.
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Now try to get that song outta your head.
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ATTENTION IMP!


I have just heard from a VERY reliable source, who shall remain unnamed, that you are aggravating the TAR out of Grits!

Keep up the good work!
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Alas milady,

Although my life seems to be getting shorter. My neck too. At least for today.

I'm living la vida loca.
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Now try to get that song outta your head.
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Ricky Martin

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Gee Ranchy, thanks for the help.

Miz Red, you're no help either.

*Plots revenge while sharpening the ax*
 

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