I was thinking more along these lines... But I can not sing 'can can' either.
I can draw.
That's about my only talent...beside embarrassing my kid. Which I try to reign in... but I am just SO good at it.
3Goodeggs - I love the showgirls with the beautiful long legs, not any meat on them though. I think they are hens .Don't showgirls usually wear a big feather tiara or whatever on their heads?
Maybe to imitate that, they have big combs instead.