Well, update on everything so far:
DH has reconsidered/elaborated on terms of de-poultry-ization: I have to greatly lessen the feed bill and poultry-related expenses in general. So... all the turkeys and other meatbirds definitely have to go because they eat a ton. The five CX roosters and three extra drakes will be processed Friday at @jchny2000 's house, and she will take in my three fabulous, spoiled, super sweet BB hens, who can keep Bacon company in the absence of Puppy and Gonzo. @chickrookie is going to get the bigger of my CX hens for Waddles, Wun Wun (the giant Dark Brahma roo) and the less bossy of the Wellie hens, and I will take in her problematic Light Brahma hen with the aim of straightening her out. @ellymayRans is going to get both of super-sweet white silkies and the Royal Palm tom this afternoon.
Depending on how much DH likes muscovy meat, we may or may not keep the other five remaining muscovies. Other birds may or may not stay, depending on how much they eat, how much money we can afford to spend on feed, etc. So far (
) it looks like I'm going to be able to keep everyone else though.
AND THE EXTRA GOOD NEWS!
Black Betty's first chick hatched ahead of schedule!
Looks like it might be a DB/SLW or DB/EE; we'll know as it grows up. I'm going to move her indoors and maybe get a heat lamp on the babies as soon as I can, but today (and this week in general) are going to be super-hectic-expialidocious.