Is it wrong to kiss your chicken?

[Dowie]

I'm lovin' the photos of you cheeeeken kissers. I wonder what the chickens think of human affection?

'Megatron squirmed in horror as the fat pink primate lips descended upon her - the hoooman was making strange high pitched cooing sounds. Megatron considered releasing her bowels on the hoooman...'

 

[slurrywidow]

 

[penut1799]

I kiss mine all the time!

 

[BCchick]

I don't kiss mine, but I do pet them all and hold the ones who let me.

 

[theoldchick]

According to Stan the Man being kissed is torture!

 

[Tanichca]

I have repeatedly kissed my chickens, t the disgust of my friends (including Gabe... maybe THATS why he wont kiss me!

) but i dont mind them. Those silkies are just too adorable not to!

 

[enjoyin' my chickens]

I kiss mine as often as I can. I just like the feel of their hackles next to my lips. So soft. and the fresh smell of them. I can go on forever. I just "love" my chickens. Ok I am an addict.

 

[brahmakid11]

@#$%!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is not ok!!!!

 

[Dowie]

Ok, I finally kissed my chicken on the back of her neck. I expected to go -

- but really it was a bit, neh. I don't understand this chicken kissin' business. Maybe I kissed the wrong chicken?