I am laughing so hard right now! Thank you for storytime! My babies drive me nuts when it rains....I can't get them inside no matter how hard I try....they just like to stand in it with this goofy look...their backs streched out long with tails pointing downward. I'm still trying to find conditioner for Ese and Gracie whose feathers are sunbleached and brittle dry (we have very harsh elements here in New Mexico)