It happened again. I bit a chicken.

PurpleChicken

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So I'm trying to get my prize Splash Orp to become hand tame.
With all the other chickens we have she has gotten very little
attention. She was frieken out really bad when I picked her up.
So, out of some wierd instinct, I bit her on the back of her neck and
held her in my mouth until she calmed down. She did.

Tasted like chicken.
 
OMG!!! You are gonna get it now! Wait until Cyn reads what you have done!
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She knows me & won't be surprised. The chicken is fine so no harm
done. I just had to confess my sin to my chicken friends.
 
it would be funny if you put whipp cream on your mouth and the chickens then you come inside your house and scare your wife (if its a silkie it would make more sense for it to have rabies)
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(I think I am getting too silly)
 
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I am going through an intense smilie phase right now; I promise I'll get over it soon. I'm still laughing down here in the mtns, PC! You're right-I wasnt surprised, LOL. Thanks for the chuckle on a dreary soggy/snowy/yucky Saturday.
Be careful, though, PC....that's just one step away from a geek, the original meaning of it, that is.
 
Red, If I put whipped cream on my mouth after biting a chicken
my wife wouldn't think I have rabies, she would think well, use
your imagination.
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Taz, don't start that hairy back thing up again. I have enough
problems with Wildsky. You don't want goat pics posted again
do you???
 

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