"It makes the house smell good....."

[ZooMummzy]

and we had really bad body odor Mom".....is the reason my 11 year old son and his friend gave me last night after they sprayed Citrus Magic air freshener on their arm pits. Apparently, 1) taking a shower and 2) using body deodorant just wasn’t good enough….they had to go for broke and smell like tropical fruit. I tell you, after the shock wore off, I laughed till I was snorting. Seeing those two boys standing in the bathroom flapping their arms trying to cool off their flaming red armpits is a sight I am not going to forget soon

This is going to be some good fodder for the Thanksgiving dinner table in a few years. One of those stories parents just love to share with perspective girlfriends and future wives. Remember the night…

 

[thechickenchick]

I LOVE that story!

I needed that. My son is spending the rest of the summer with his Dad 2 hours away and I miss him.

 

[Omeletta]

ZooMommy, that is hilarious! Thanks for sharing your kids antics...I have 4 daughters, oh, my! The stories I have saved up!

Tanya

 

[PotterWatch]

 

[Skyesrocket]

Too funny! 11 year old boys worried about body odor? Uh oh, did a pretty girl move into the neighborhood?

 

[Cetawin]

hehehehe LOVE IT! That is indeed worthy of enlightment for the potential new wife in the future.

My son mortified my sister when he was about 4 years old. If you remember the chicken mcnugget character toys from 20 years ago, you can imagine.

He came walking into a crowded holiday living room with his little chicken mcnugget and announces "Mommy, look at mcnugget's hat?" I turn to see a condom on the toy's head. I was about to die and said "Dear where did you get the hat?" he replied with "From Aunt Cindy's bag".

The entire room burst into laughter as my sister turned nine shades of red and slide under the sofa!

Gotta love kids!

 

[Henrietta23]

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Yeah, really! LOL, I spent the last year working in a 6th grade classroom and I wish most of the boys cared about BO. Ugh, it was a long, stinky spring!

 

[Sunny Chook Farm]

too funny..

Boys will be Boys! I have two sons and nothing surprises me anymore..

 

[ZooMummzy]

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OMG

This same son, at 2 years old, came out of my bathroom with Kotex maxi pads taped to his ears during a BBQ we were having with friends. He was playing "dog". His sister took him literally and took him out in the backyard and told him to "go potty like a dog". He of course did....in front of all our guests....lol

Oh, the stories we have saved up for this boy's future wife!

 

[ZooMummzy]

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Lol not that I know of, but him and his friend did just get back from the movies....