"Pwetty pwease, pick me up. I need a hug." *bats eyelashes*
"For the love of Pete, please help me take these golf ball size nuts outta my cheeks before I fall over!...and so I can try to swallow more two seconds later - he he he!!"
"Honest Mom, I didn't eat all my lunch at once like you said not to do...okay, maybe. But, I still love you momma. Hug me pleeeeease."