I almost thought I shouldn't reply to this topic... lol... If you look up SPOILED in the dictionary, I swear there is a picture of my ducks next to the entry...
Right now they have-
Their own bedroom in my 3 bedroom townhouse.
2 tubs for their daily baths (that have to be lukewarm, if too cold, victor gets out and stands on the edge pooping on the floor, punk duck)
Pond food for their daily bathes
Once a week live food like feeder fish/worms/crickets, etc
Lights on a timer, so they get an adequate amount of light a day
Horse pellet bedding that is pre-wetted in a bucket so it's soft for them
A ceramic space heater
A humidifier
A daily fresh treat that always has at least greens, peas, corn or tomatoes in it, often times with 7 other food items
Their feed has pellets, calf manna, scratch, grit, oyster shells, 3 kinds of dried peas, sunflower seeds, parrot pellets, cat food, flax seeds, cracked corn, barley, oats, buckwheat, vitamin powder.
After their baths they get to sit on our bed with us, getting dried off and petted/cuddled
And ever morning I go to their pens and sing them their good morning song and for those ducks who are in a lovey mood, they get petted and sometimes mini ducky massages.
And on top of that, they are getting a brand new 115 square foot pen built, that will be two floors in two places, and will have a dark coop, run, feeding area, a heated mini brooding coop, and a foraging center. I also plan on painting it nicely for them, caulking it, and sealing it.
Oh and have I mentioned that they get to go to the pet store with us, get taking for walks out in the park, get to go for cars rides just for fun, have more toys then they know what to do with, have their own pillows, get to pick their own colors for harnesses, and my one duck ming mei likes to have her toe nails painted every now and then and of course she chooses the color, lol (which is almost always red).
Yeah, I'm crazy... Have I mentioned that yet?